Student Unable to Unsubscribe from "Lion Tracks"

While attempting to clear his school email of unwanted subscriptions, one Bellarmine student grew frustrated when he was unable to unsubscribe from a service calling itself "Lion Tracks." Over the course of an unusually productive religion class, the student had managed to remove his email from the mailing lists of four colleges, two games, and christianheadlines.com. He was, however, utterly confounded by a set of emails describing themselves the "Lion Tracks." The obnoxious emails contained only a note to refer to the attached PDF file, and no button or instructions with which to unsubscribe.

"I don't really know where to go, because I don't ever remember subscribing to these emails," the student told The Hyena. After scanning the attachment to see if any of the advertised events sounded like something relevant to him, the student was forced to conclude that he had never signed up for the mailing list, as he simply couldn't see himself caring about all of these events. "I figure if I wanted to know about stuff happening at school, I would have just listened to the announcements, not signed up for periodical emails," the student reasoned.